Possibly lobotomized prior to arrival, War Fact Tory is sweet, innocent, not very bright, naive, cuddly, lethargic, adorable, and loves war. He’s also fond of Dinkus’s aeroplane, pentagons, no peace, and Fab Rick. He's on a similar mental level to Pripyet Chaudry, though the two tend to ignore each other due to global politics...despite neither of them having a clue as to what "global politics" means.

 

Though best friends with Dinkus, they do have a controversial association. War Fact Tory’s speech is often limited to gradually saying “War Factory”, and he occasionally sings this in a song with Dinkus. Sometimes Dinkus is too fast and takes War Fact Tory’s part, frustrating him. This eggs on Dinkus, who then starts calling War Fact Tory other names such as Red Raspberry and For Wactory.

 

War Fact Tory does not like to be called other names.

 

A gentle being, War Fact Tory somehow manages to throw off an aura of dormant—exceedingly dormant—volatility. Despite his benign disposition, it’s probably best to not cross him in the event he goes nuclear. But he never has thus far, and the chances of this happening are quite low...since he is a bit slow.

 

But that’s okay!