THE WRITRIX: HOW IT WORKS
WHAT WE DO
The Writrix is the least amusing, yet most functional, part of CLK. We offer:
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100% native English-speaking human writing services
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0% AI
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A 3rd bullet point because it’s awkward to only have two
Whenever you need a job tackled that isn’t your forte, CLK is available to properly service you. Subscribing to the notion of human talent and value, we specialize in ghostwriting and anonimity: once the job is approved and complete, it’s yours to keep without crediting CLK if you so choose. Truly, you can tell the world your pet alpaca wrote it and we won’t care.
Throughout the decades, we’ve contracted out to alpaca farms throughout the globe. Our alpacas have done 35-word descriptions, 6,000-word scripts, everything in between, and a metric ton of editing. We’re highly attuned to:
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Keywords
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Word Counts
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Reading Levels
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American English
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British English
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Quality Over Quantity
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One-on-one Custom Experiences
But most of all, we’re attuned to your needs.
WHAT YOU DO
The Writrix is all about personal contact. There are no forms to submit or rules you need to follow. You’re paying for a job, so it’s our obligation to tailor it to your needs. You won’t feel like a number: you get to speak directly to CLK, who will be your writer. This isn’t a mill, 3rd-party surrogate, a marketplace, or an AI-driven platform.
It’s us. It’s you. That’s it. That’s all.
We’re approaching this as a commissioned work of art, just like clients meeting a designer, painter, or architect. Simply reach out to us and tell us you require some help.
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All consultations and email interactions are FREE!
We’ll talk and do a casual interview to see what you need, heavily judging your level of desperation through your volume of syntax errors. We’re open to all proposals, including, but not limited to, our listed past experience.
Despite the mess you’re currently reading, CLK will take on any tone you want: professional, informative, concise, thorough, casual, or all of the above. Too, we’ll follow any particular style you request. These things will all be addressed when we speak. And it’ll be mutual: maybe it will be a good fit, and maybe it won’t. We’ll be honest to ensure no one’s time is wasted.
To be clear: we’re open to hear about any writing job you have, and after discussing it, both parties can agree to pursue it or decline it. If we both agree to work together, CLK will reach out for any additional information, then begin writing.