Mystical and mellow, Pripyet Chaudry is an antiquated aloof OOAK character. Given handmade essence by CLK, he has certainly, um, seen some things in his day. The problem is, no one knows if said things are real.
Pripyet lays claim to a life-altering trip where he became “Freebird Self”. During this time, he also encountered his great-great grandfather, a mad Arabian sorcerer (emphasis on the “mad”). The sorcerer told Freebird that part of him was incarnated in Pripyet’s eye, which Freebird then hastily ripped out. Unfortunately, it was the wrong eye. Subsequently, he has developed many self-proclaimed amazing psychic gifts, so now he’s in the employ of Pumpkin Friend.
To enhance this mystique, Pripyet has styled himself in the manner he supposes his ancestors dressed. Fab Rick reviles this, renouncing the clashing colors. Though with a single cataract-inflicted peeper, can Pripyet really be to blame?
But in his eye, there is someone that can be blamed, at least for something: War Fact Tory, who Pripyet believes goes against his own hippie outlook despite their similar personalities. As well, he isn’t a fan of Moppy Poppins cleaning him, skeptics, and unpainted wagons.
Far from negative, Pripyet has many likes. They include incense, peppermints, strawberries, alarm clocks, goat yoga, mushrooms, Uriah Heep, peace, love, and telling fortunes for PFPF.