The most garrulous of the group (“That would be loquacious, verbose, effusive...how about chatty?”), Dinkus Dolly is dedicated to nonstop noise. He whines, screams, mimics bird calls, taunts, teases, harasses, complains, annoys, defies, and incites. Yet he also wears a bonnet, and that’s the problem.
Dinkus is absolutely adorable in his bonnet. He feels it’s his get-out-of-jail-free card because once you catch sight of him, you can’t be mad. It’s his ticket to getting away with murder. He has most definitely found a loophole in staying out of trouble due to bonnet-inspired cuteness. This is unfortunate because he’s a massive mischief-maker and should be dealt with accordingly. But that’ll never happen.
Nevertheless, he didn’t always have a bonnet.
A few years back, Dinkus showed up nude-headedly to celebrate the birthday of his brother-cousin, Mr. Bob Tis. After that, he elected to stay, despite innumerable protests. Some months later on Easter morn, CLK awoke to discover Dinkus wearing a bonnet. Now the only time it ever comes off is when his split personality, the “wickie” “Dinluc Dolly”, makes an appearance. Dinluc believes himself to be a 19th century North Atlantic sea captain. It is what it is.
Having a small bit of a sweet side, Dinkus finds beauty in many people, calls everyone "partner", indulges in forced positivity, and is accepting of friends. He spends his days with his bestie War Fact Tory and his rag doll Little Sprout. The three of them travel the world in Dinkus’s aeroplane/flying machine. It’s really a box filled with packing peanuts and they go absolutely nowhere, but it’s not worth the argument.
When he isn’t circumnavigating the globe, Dinkus devotes his time to reading grocery store ads, thinking of special dinners, singing various 60s/70s songs for Little Hands, finding innovative ways to screech the word “no”, creating corny catchphrases and tunes, and calling War Fact Tory the wrong name. Ironically, his own dislikes include being called the wrong name. Additionally, he hates bibs, getting told to shut up, and wants society to know that he’s “not really a big fan of Hidden Planet”, whatever that means.