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Way back when, Cheef Leech Keeper was not a leech keeper. In fact, CLK was a bit lonely. Mr. Bob Tis then entered the scene.

 

Like so many of us, CLK’s OG is simply a cute little demon that escaped from hell one Christmas morning. Bob is infantile, yet sadly, he’s by far the most mature of the group. Without a single positive quality, his personality is short-tempered, easily annoyed, and insulting—again, still the best of the bunch.

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His largest exasperation is his little brother-cousin, Dinkus Dolly. Often shouting, “Shut up, Dinkus”, his likes include when Dinkus shuts up, and his dislikes include when Dinkus doesn’t shut up.

 

Surprisingly, Mr. Tis has a life outside his brother. He lives in a highchair and adores Jesus figurines, Commie eyebrows, cephalopods, the phrase "Oh you are sick" (such as when Ratnold sneezes), nesting dolls, hats, reading junk mail, lighthouses, Pumpkin Friend, and annoying everyone. His firm repugnances involve having his highchair moved, when his junk mail is thrown away, American and AI stamps, and nonsense from others.

For reasons beyond anyone’s knowledge, Mr. Bob Tis breaks out in song several times a day. More specifically, Civil War song. And it’s not beyond him to change the lyrics to be about Little Hands. It’s too complicated to further explain, and honestly a bit unsettling.

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