CLK Says: One of us! One of us!

Product Description

If you’ve always secretly desired to keep leeches yet were afraid to take that leap, now’s your chance. Become a Junior Cheef Leech Keeper with the Pet Leech in a Jar!

A blend of cartoonish reality, it’s the best of both worlds: owning a leech but not having to clean its skin-shed water. Not to worry though, the jar has simulated filth to give that realistic feel of sucker streaks and smears. Plus, you can add your own dermal peelings if you want—totally up to you.

This mixed media sculpture will look pretty anywhere. Put it in a bedroom, on your office desk, in a nursery, or atop a casket. It’s great for dorms, nondenominational worship centers, heavily-traveled ductwork, and questionable basements. Take it when you sail, visit Santa, have jury duty, or attend job interviews. Trust us when we say that, no matter where you go, people will be impressed by your Keeper skills.

Anyone in their right mind would be sold after reading this. It’s apparent you’re one of them and want to become one of us. It’s so easy to do! Order your Pet Leech in a Jar today, and welcome to the party, pal.

What You Get

• Lifelike 32oz plastic leech jar

• Non-lifelike stuffed felt 4-5” leech in a CLK-selected color

• Equally non-lifelike stones and substrate

• Lifelike feast

(Staging products in photos not included. Please note that settling will occur during shipping. Really gently, shake your jar to fluff the substrate.)