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Mothman eat your heart out: Mad Monsieur is taking flight. A mythical insect with a face only a Salvador Dali could love, he may have sniffed a lil too much belladonna in his time—though that’s not important.


Mad Monsieur is a great companion for anyone who likes flowers, gardens, or Earth. He’s also equally fantastic for anyone who despises these things. In fact, nature lovers and haters agree that Mad Monsieur is a wonderful gift for anyone who receives presents.


Fuzzy and somewhat movable, he’s just like your old Cousin Jack but without all the ex-wives. Plus, there’s a good chance he won’t leave you with unresolved holiday traumas. But even if he does, Mad Monsieur is definitely worth bringing into your life.


What You Get

  • 10.5” x 7” x 5” OOAK felt soft sculpture

  • A garden of earthly delights

  • The slight possibility of no psychological trauma

Mad Monsieur

$35.00Price
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