CLK Says: Type A and Type B personalities agree, the Grim Reaper Familiar is a nifty buddy.

Product Description

Ballparking around 6” high and 5” wide, the Grim Reaper Familiar is an OOAK soft sculpture. Faceless and stuffed like Uncle Dave during the holidays, it’s a heck of a lot more appealing than him. Plus, you actually have the option of allowing the Grim Reaper Familiar into your life.

Speaking of options...you get a few with the Grim Reaper Familiar.

1) Select your preferred version:

• the standard black n’ white look

• the spiced-up color version

2) Pick A or B for an ad tailored to who you are

Type A: For those familiar with a familiar

Whether you have a wonderful imagination or a glaring mental illness that causes you to think you’re a medieval witch, the Grim Reaper Familiar will be a companion for life. Malevolent or benevolent, fulfill your fantasy with this spirited f(r)iend*.

*This is an inanimate object for funsies purposes only. If it shape-shifts or does anything else inanimate objects aren’t supposed to do, seek help. The harsh truth is that you aren’t a medieval witch and anyone not telling you this is an enabler causing you more harm than good. Sorry not sorry.

Type B: For those unfamiliar with a familiar

The Grim Reaper Familiar is something you can own by purchasing it. You can buy it for yourself. You can buy it for someone else. It makes a great gift for most occasions**, or is a nice way to simply say “I love you”***. Also, it’s equally appropriate for your enemies****.

**This is not usually a good Get Well Soon Gift.

***This is also not a good Grandparent Gift.

****Please disregard the ** and *** postscripts if the intended recipient is your enemy.

What You Get

• Grim Reaper Familiar (either black or a CLK-selected color)

• A roughly 6” box in cellophane bag

• Remnants from the grave

(Staging products in photos not included. Settling will occur during shipping.)