Product Description

Just as all who travel the grim online circuit have the misfortune of enduring, CLK is subjected to an onslaught of AI slop. After seeing a particularly grueling run of incessant malformed hybrid children, enough was enough. CLK was going to counter this with an interpretive embodiment, but with heart and soul—or at least a mind...kinda.

A-head of other ideas, Gretchen took center stage.

CLK put all current projects on the back-burner to focus on the lineup’s new brainchild. Noodling a few concepts, it took very little time to crown a subject. A cranium. A dome, a noggin, a belfry. A coconut, a whatever-other-synonym-for-head-you-want-to-use.

Gretchen came about to counter humanity’s digression. Her mere existence is a statement. If you want to punctuate that, invite her to be a part of your life.

What You Get

• An OOAK mixed media soft sculpture, approximately 7” long and tall, and 4”-5” wide

• A pink nightmare

• Humanity