CLK Says: A fiend in need is a fiend indeed.

Product Description

Unlike CLK, you probably have a friend. What better thing to do than surprise them with a poorly photographed Leechain?

A mediocre spin on an outdated classic, CLK wants to breathe new life into an old concept via preserved death. Obviously there’s a huge market for it.

Since you may not be able to tell from the images, Leechains are decorative keychains, but can be used in a number of alternate capacities as long as they’re safe, gentle, and nonviolent. Each Leechain contains one of CLK’s beloved little leeches who lived happily until passing from natural causes. Professionally preserved, it’s floating in a mini habitat that’ll easily fit in the palm of your hand. And your friend’s hand. Because you get two. As this is the entire point of the product.

(Choose the advertising pun that best markets to you, then continue)

Pun Option 1: Show someone you care by giving them an item that doesn’t show up well in pictures.

Pun Option 2: Instead of blurring the lines of your friendship, make it solid by purchasing whatever is in these blurry images.

Pun Option 3: Strengthen and sharpen your love for each other in a way no program could strengthen and sharpen these photos.

(Please place preferred pun option here) These non-photogenic items are a great way to celebrate your unique link. Remember to take care of them so they’ll be as unbreakable as your bond and as connected as your fiendish souls. XO

What You Get

• A pair of sealed Leechains, each comprised of:

  • One preserved leech

  • Three jade stones

  • Tinted liquid

  • 7ml Glass vial 1.7" tall and .9” wide

  • Metal lid and chain clip

• Easy packaging to keep one and give one to a friend

(Staging products in photos not included. Settling will occur during shipping. Please use items with caution.)