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CLK Says: Eye see you wanting to buy this because of my cornea puns.


Product Description

“Pupils, lens me your attention,” CLK had a vision. “Cone with me. Iris to create something totally rod!” After a few vein attempts, a prototype was launched and Eye Candy went orbital.


(Tbh, we’ve already used all our puns. For the remaining advertising filler, to gain traffic, we’ll list awkward keywords you don’t need to read. Actually, if you’ve ever ordered anything online, you’ve probably seen most of them already.)


Keywords: gift for self, OOAK, touch of elegance, presents, snacks, wedding day, gift for child or pet, grandparents, gift for camping, comfortable, offering fuzzy hugs, nursing home, gift for boy, decoration, authentic taste and texture, gift for girl, infection, soft plushie, stroke survivor gift, compact and lightweight, receive excitement, workplace decor, apocalypse party, silver anniversary, gift for adults, bloodshot, sunbathing accessory, sixth birthday gift, soup, compact design, holiday gift, sleek and stylish, best friend gift, neutron stars, workplace decor, neighbor gift, dog or cat, cringe, ideal for events, practical, parent gift, must-have, bridesmaids, ancient burial practices, multifunctional, suitable for colleagues, Thanksgiving gift, best choice, gift for father, dumplings, gift for dad, morning prep space, complement home aesthetic, Mother’s Day, reusable, cute trend, personal space, first communion gift, husband or wife, easy to use, tooth fairy, funeral gift, unite generations, family time, special occasion, gift for boss, Easter egg hunt, portable, baby shower, gift for Labor Day, great for beginners, stay organized, explosions, celebrate August, new baby arrival, potato farming, divorce gift, anniversary of birth, classroom rewards, more attractive, housewarming gift, traditional sleep, office meeting, boyfriend gift, sofa, gift for girlfriend, bingo night, safari surprise, marriage gift, party favors, vacation bible school, romantic gift, sufficient for cuddles, children birthdays, fashionable, enhance language vocabulary, friendly companion, timeless and luxurious, gift for teacher or priest


What You Get

  • A hand-sewn stuffed felt Eye Candy of a random color scheme 5”-6” long and 2”-2.5” tall

  • Packaging approximately 4” x 7”

  • A challenge

(Staging products in photos not included. Settling will occur during shipping.)

Eye Candy

$16.00 Regular Price
$15.00Sale Price
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    Red black white gray CLK Cheef Leech Keeper swirling bonus page

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