CLK Says: If you can handle life’s assortment of random nonsense, you can handle Cupfetti.
Product Description
In this busy day and age, it’s obvious you have nothing to do. It’s also obvious you have a ton of wealth you need to get rid of. You’re carefree and full of frivolity, just like the rest of us. You desperately need to spend your money on junk.
This is where Cupfetti comes in.
Cupfetti is made for anyone who won’t attempt to eat or drink its contents. That being said, it’s still somehow fun. Nothing fancy, each cup is filled with time-wasters and ways to be creative. In fact, we encourage people to share their results with CLK. We want a community of Cupfetti busybodies who is used to making something out of the stupidity life throws at ‘em.
Each Cupfetti is unique. Sure, they’ll share some similar stuff (like this alliteration shared an S), but every cup will have different mediocre wonderments and absurdities that may or may not be pictured in these photos. Also, there’ll be an entertainment-only tarot card to inform you of your entertainment-only fortune. For entertainment only, a matching entertainment-only sticker will be entertainmently-only included.
And speaking of stickers and their inclusion...you’ll get a few so you can decorate your cup with them. You may have absolutely zero interest in their designs and be embarrassed to possess them, but all signs point to that being a YOU problem. If they repulse you that much, give them to a child you hate.
What You Get
24oz Reusable 6.89” cup with lid and straw (please for the love of God wash before using)
Stickers
A CLK-selected tarot card
Random toys, figurines, stones, handmade resin figures, beads, tumbled ceramics, sea glass, and/or crafts
Thingamabobs, whatzitz, and whatever else mermaids sing about
(Staging products in photos not included. Please note that settling will occur during shipping. Also, cup is packed with buffering materials atop the goodies for safe transport: we have fit as much as possible in it, but we need to make sure it’s secure.)
