CLK Says: If you’re stupid enough to buy this, I’m stupid enough to sell it to you.
Product Description
If you or someone you love has ever felt as dumb as a box of rocks, then we have the perfect idea! Our exclusive CLK Bocks of Rox is a great companion for water seeking its own level.
Every lucky contestant who matches the same amount of their money to the special listed price will receive this very product! And this person could very well be you. It’s so easy to win!
The rules are simple. If you submit the correct monetary number and are able to provide an accurate shipping address (this is the place where it can be sent to), you’ll get five hand-sewn felt rocks, each of a unique shape and blank expression—just like you!
Imagine the hours of stimulating conversations or total clueless silences that await while staring mindlessly at this box! It’s a must-have for anyone who enjoys winning big, lacks a developed thought process, falls for ads that rely on clichéd phrases (“clichéd” is a fancy term that means “common or overused”), and requires excessive exclamation points to understand words!
Don’t delay! Order today!
What You Get
Five one-of-a-kind handmade stuffed rocks (“five” is the spelled-out version of “5”)
A neatly packaged 9.5” x 6” x 1.2” box
An extra fun surprise
concealed within the packagingin the box
(Please note the box’s plastic lid has a protective skin on it for shipping purposes: due to the nature of the product, it’s necessary to explain this here since you won’t be able to figure it out on your own. Staging products in photos not included. Settling will occur during shipping.)
